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Retirement Kitchen Towel for the Retired but not Expired

"Retired but not expired."

"I can wine all I want. I'm retired."

"I don't always enjoy being retired. O wait, yes I do!"

Have fun reading those jokes? Those are just samples of what is written on these screen-printed retirement kitchen towels.

Give them to your colleagues or your parents, uncles, and aunts. These humorous towels can officially start the count down to their much-anticipated retirement.

Retirement Kitchen Towel For Gifts

These humorous towels usually come in a set of two or three. Options can vary from a pack sealed inside a box tied with a cute bow. Some come inside a plastic polybag each, and you wrap it on your own.

Whichever you choose, the towels are folded with their display showing even when inside their respective packages.

Aside from text, there are also kitchen towels with adorable prints of fruits and vegetables, wine, and chocolates. They are perfect for anyone who wants to finally decorate their kitchen now that they don't have to rush to work every day.

Retirement Dish Towel For Housewarming

Retiring folks usually timed their move to their dream house or vacation villas right after they officially leave their 9-5 jobs.

These kitchen towels might be perfect decorations for their new homes. May it is a bungalow in an exclusive subdivision, a villa by the beach, or the typical suburban homes, these towels will surely make the kitchens extra cheerful.

Yes, we call them retirement towels, but, really, they are meant as gifts for any occasion. Just choose the related jokes for the event.

Here are a few tips on buying: choose those made with 100% cotton. These are the ones which graphics stayed longest the most.

Also, don't forget to check the care instruction usually found in their tags. Following those instructions will assure that graphics on these retirement kitchen towels will stay colorful even after numerous washing.

These retirement kitchen towels have jokes written all over it, and we mean that literally! Jumpstart any much-awaited retirement with these ultimate gag gifts.
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