They say the dog is a man’s best friend, and the diamond is for the girls.
But here, we say it’s pizza! Pizza is everyone’s best friend.
Just look at this pizza sleeping bag, for example. Why would people want to sleep all covered with imaginary pizza if it’s not our ultimate best friend?
“I want pizza with my face on it,” that’s a famous quote from no other than Jennifer Lawrence.
“The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 a.m.,” that’s another quote from one Charles Pierce.
See? Pizza is people’s ultimate best friend. And we believe you share the same sentiment, correct?
While having a pizza with Jen’s face all over, it will never exist, as well as a perfect lover, er, a lover that’ll turn into a pizza, this blanket is the closest to reality we can get.
It has pepperoni print all over it, and hear this out, and it has a plush crust! It will feel like you’re wrapped in the softest pizza dough you can imagine. The fabric is an ultra-soft polyester, by the way.
You can wrap yourself inside this pizza sleeping bag through a side zipper. It also makes exiting the blanket easy.
Are you mending a broken heart? Well, you better order a real pizza then.
Then, wrap yourself in this cozy pizza sleeping bag and allow yourself to be a couch potato perhaps for the next 10 years? Once done crying, be sure to machine wash it and tumble dry low.
Seriously though, this pizza sleeping blanket is perfect for sleepovers, camping, and other outdoor trips. With its size of about 60” in length, it will leave no slice of your body exposed and cold.
|Dimension||11 x 5 x 13 in|
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